Barack...

Soooo, apparently I don't know jack when it comes to current events. I had no idea until I was in traffic for 40 minutes that Barack is speaking at the Fair Grounds. My neighborhood is right next to it. So, dude is going to be speaking there literally 500 feet away from me. I was forced to u-turn because every damn street and every damn way to get into my neighborhood was blocked. I had to walk for 30 minutes just to get home. I told the cops that I lived RIGHT THERE, too. They were like, "No, we can't let you do that. Sorry." I was pretty effing mad at that. I hope nobody hits my car when they try to get out. I know cats around here don't know how to parallel. Ahhh, I'm just real mad right now.